Clean the Shoot…Change your Life!

*NOTE: this blog post is far too graphic and totally inappropriate for male readers. Or better yet, it is probably far too much information for a man or a woman. Perhaps your interest is piqued? Perhaps it is best to close this blog and go google something else…but my friends, I had an experience that deserves to be shared….

 

 

 

Are you sure you really wanna read about this?

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You can turn around now…..

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Just sayin’: you were warned!

Hydro-Colonoscopy! CHANGED! MY! LIFE! (or in the very least, my insides!)
Did you know your colon is FIVE feet long? It is one of the largest internal organs and is closely linked to our brains. It doesn’t get a very good cleaning and typically houses the crap, no pun intended, that our bodies cannot use. Well, let me tell you – 18L of water later, I felt like a different human being.

Tony the great Robbins often speaks about cleansing your mind, body and soul and kick starting that with a colon cleanse. While I appreciated the idea of what he was getting to, lying on a table to allow someone else to perform said-procedure just felt a lil wrong. And two years after searching for just the right experience in Vancouver, one of the coolest people i know (this is where hyperlinking is not appropriate!) exclaimed with JOY that she had her poop shoot cleaned!

So picture this: you are lying on a surf board with a hole large enough for your patoot that sits directly above the toilet. A wee perforated tube (about the diameter of a straw) gets inserted and proceeds to pump 18L of warm water through all 5feet of colon muscle. All water and excess debris exits the body in approximately 30minutes and you stand up feeling like you just finished the Wild Rose Cleanse or did a month of abs.

I left with a new appreciation for everything that I consume and how it either feeds my body or sticks to my colon. I also left with a mind free of food cravings of any nature. In fact, all I fancied was cucumber water and a handful of spinach. This is what was most fascinating to me: to learn how food molecules breakdown and stick to our colons…our brain remembers the pattern in which those molecules (good or bad) attach themselves and then requests that the pattern be repeated. For example: eat a simply carbohydrate, follow it with a simple sugar, both are bad…and then repeat. GACK.

Anyway. I could go on. But I won’t. In my glee of excitement going back for water-party-poop-shoot #2, this crazy story came up at my Bro’s house warming party – in the kitchen of course – and I promised I would blog about it. So ladies, this is for you:)

Teri is your gal! She can be reached via phone 604-732-4101 or email info@highersource.ca
ENJOY;)

3 thoughts on “Clean the Shoot…Change your Life!

  1. Nice to read your blog again! 30 minutes sure beats 12 days with Wild Rose…both leave you feeling totally CLEAN and make you far more aware of what goes in the mouth doesn’t always come out!

  2. this. is. HILARIOUS! and very true. i went for one two years ago and felt like a million bucks.

    you are a revelation, woman. this whole site is fabulous and you are a juggernaut of awesome…keep on rollin’, sister. you inspire alot of us along the way to be better!

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